l-o-v-e (something I shouldn't be able to pronounce.)

If I were any more naive and silly and stupid,

well, I'd be nothing but an antelope. 

Freakin' Fuckin' Flippin' Shit!

I tried convincing myself otherwise.

I tried talking to other people.

I even went on dates with other people.

Nothing worked.

The only reasonable idea that I can ponder is that I'm madly in love.

and I had no choice in the matter.

ah.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Also, why the hell do spiders decide to house themselves in the shower?! Why not the dark corners of living rooms, where no fear can be driven into me?!

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck. goose.